The A&F Jingle
Welcome everyone to the A&F show
We hope you did your reading for tomorrow
But if you forgot it’s too late for that
So sit your ass down and shut your trap
Before we get started there’s a few ground rules
Photos and videos are always cool
Don’t forget to clap, let yourself have fun
We apologize for the drunk alums
It’s Assault and Flattery
The law school musical you can’t wait to see
It’s Assault and Flattery
The only part of law school that’s interesting
If you’re easily offended you should probably go
But for everyone else: enjoy the show!