Act I
Rock, Sword, Firecracker!
Mel, Kelly, and Ninja Master
Kiss Me. I'm Irish
Irish Girl, Scottish Girl, Cool Guy, and Girlfriend
Big Nose
Captain, Soldier, Cyril, Friend, Roxy, and Drama Teacher
Fart-zen
Ninja Master, Stephanie, Student 1, Student 2, and Student 3
The Boy Who Cried Genie
Jesi, Dirk, Genie, Little Girl, Zombie, and Sharp Woman
Act II
One Way or Another
Ron and Jesi
Pity the Fool
Artist, Sage, Mary, and Friend
Giving You My Heart
Carl, Elmer, and Daisy
Gossip
Bula, Skeeter, Monty, "Nurse" Nancy, and Fanny
Looks Get in the Way
Sidney, Tony, Phil and Waitress