Prologue: A Warning to the Audience
Mourners
You're a D'Ysquith
Miss Shingle and Monty
I Don't Know What I'd Do
Sibella
A Warning to Monty
Paintings
I Don't Understand the Poor
Lord Adalbert and Paintings
Foolish to Think (Reprise)
Monty and Lord Ezekial
Poison in My Pocket
Monty, Asquith Jr., and Miss Barley
Poor Monty
Sibella and Wedding Guests
Better With a Man
Henry and Monty
Inside Out
Phoebe and Monty
Lady Hyacinth Abroad
Lady Hyacinth, Monty and Ensemble
The Last One You'd Expect
Company
Why Are All the D'Ysquith's Dying
Mourners
I've Decided to Marry You
Phoebe, Sibella, and Monty
Final Warning
Statue Busts
Poison in My Pocket (Reprise)
Monty
Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
Lord Adalbert and Servants
Stop! Wait! What?!
Monty and Inspector Pinckney
That Horrible Woman
Sibella, Phoebe, Inspector Pinckney, Magistrate, and Guard