Enjoy some lines from the play that we've had the most fun with!
Scrooge: ...This is a game in which I lose my senses! Perhaps, if I allowed myself another short doze...
Fred: Uncle, you are the most... No, I shan't. My Christmas humor is intact. God bless you, uncle.
Marley: In life, I was your business partner: Jacob Marley.
Scrooge: I see. Can you sit down?
Marley: I can.
Scrooge: Do it then.
Marley: I shall...you don't believe in me!
Scrooge: I don't.
Scrooge: (To his younger self) You fool! Mindless loon! You fool!
35-year-old Scrooge: (To Woman) Fool. Mindless loon. Fool...
Man 1: Merry Christmas then, friend!
Man 2: And a Merry Christmas straight back to you!
(The Men exit)
Scrooge: ...what was that?
(Fred and Niece "Bah, humbug"-ing to mock Scrooge)
Present: Listen here, Scrooge, hear me. Beware of ignorance and want. And with ignorance-- brings doom.
Scrooge: I will live in the Past, in the Present, and in the Future! The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me!
Scrooge: Do you know whether the poulterers have sold the big prize turkey that was hanging up there? I don't mean the little prize turkey, Adam. I mean the big one!
Adam: What, you mean the one they've got that's as big as me?
Scrooge: I mean, the turkey the size of Adam: that's the bird!
Scrooge: ...we need warmth and cheer, Bob Cratchit! Do you hear me? DO...YOU...HEAR...ME?
Cratchit: (Stands, smiles, and faints)
Scrooge: Do you magically give kindness to any particular people, or to all people?
Second Businessman: Why, what was the matter with him? I thought he'd never die, really...
Scrooge: GOOD AFTERNOON!
Scrooge: Bah, humbug! (Of course we had to put this one! Obviously)
