“Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. ”
-Elwood P. Dowd
“I've been spending my life among flyspecks... while miracles have been leaning on lampposts at 4th and Fairfax.”
-Dr. Chumley
“Doctor, I've wrestled with reality for 40 years and I'm happy to say that I've finally won out over it.”
-Elwood P. Dowd
