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Matthew Christofferson*
as Freddy
Matthew Christofferson is an indentured servant here at Parkway South and this is his fifth production, much to the dismay of the audience. He would like to thank the lovely Jennifer Forrest-James and his parents for being so supportive along the way. He would also like to thank Max for letting him turn in his bio so late becuase he is lazy and didn't know what to write.
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Zac O'Keefe*
as Gaston
Zac is a senior at Parkway South High and doesn't feel like counting the number of productions he has been in. He would like to thank his mom and stepdad, the Kraus family, and the Terreri clan.
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Annie Novak*
as Germaine
Annie Novak is a senior, and this is her tenth production at South. She would like to thank Forrest and Barnes for letting her spill tea to them, her parents for tolerating her for 17 and a half years, Ibuprofen and Sudafed for at least attempting to help her get over her constant cold, and finally, Fanny for being the best 2004 Honda Civic ever.
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Ethan Kraus*
as Albert Einstein
Ethan Kraus is a junior at South. This is his 10th production. He’d like to thank Donny Badamo (may he Rest In Peace) and Zac O’Keefe.
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Mia Porcelli*
as Suzanne
Mia Porcelli is a senior at Parkway Slouch High and this is her 12th production. She would like to thank her friends, her family, and most importantly Skimbleshanks, the railway cat and patriarch. This will be Mia's last performance on the sloth high stage...are you ready? (oooh) I know you see me standing here. Do I look good my dear? Do I look good today? Yeah, yeah.