Did you know that 3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates?
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!
How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?
He took an aye-aye exam!
What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
"AARRRR?" no, pirates are in love with the "C"
What do you call a pirate with three eyes?
Piiirate!
How do you save a dying pirate?
C-P-ARRR!
How did the pirate get such a good price?
He bought it, on sail.
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear
Why did the sailor become a pirate?
Because of Pier Pressure
Where do one-legged pirates go for brunch?
IHOP
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
