The Virgin’s Guide to Rocky Horror Callouts (Act 1)
When: Any time we see the Narrator.
Callback: He’s got no f***ing neck!
SONG: “THERE’S A LIGHT”
JANET: I’m coming with you.
That’ll be a first!
The owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman,
He is!
and you might never come back again.
You should be so lucky!
SONG: “SWEET TRANSVESTITE”
FRANK: And he’s good for relieving my…
SEXUAL!
…tension!
FRANK: I see you shiver with antici--… … …
SAY IT!!!
…--pation!
SONG: “I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN” / “SWORD OF DAMOCLES”
JANET: Oh, Brad!
How’s your sex life, Brad?
BRAD: It’s all right, Janet.
FRANK: Well, really.
No, Frankly.
That’s no way to behave on your first day out.
Of the closet!
FRANK: Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Lie through your teeth, Janet!
JANET: Well, I don’t like men with too many muscles.
Just one BIG one!
FRANK: I didn’t make him…FOR YOU!
Yeah, but she gets him anyway!
