The Technical Staff
LILA, the director; trying to hold everything together, on stage and off.
SAMMY, the stage manager; has an attitude.
OBO, the playwright; thinks she's a really good writer.
ESTRELLA, the costume designer; vengeful.
MILLE, the props person; has located no props.
The Actors
BRENDA, a little stressed out; playing VIRGINIA WATERMOOSE
MARVIN, has memorized the script; playing WIMPLE VON HABERSTAM
JAKE, wants to be a professional actor; playing JAKE, THE BUTLER
TRISTAN, Lila's vain boyfriend; playing OPIE MCGRAW
ARNOLD, annoying in love with Kaylie; playing VITO MALATUCCI
KAYLIE, can't keep her hands off Arnold; playing ALANA MORGENSTERN
TAYLOR, addicted to her phone; playing VERONICA STEELE
STEVE, also addicted to phone & dating Taylor; playing MILES BRADLEY
MASHA, forced to play a male role; playing SHERIFF TOOMBS
ELEANOR, a bit of a snob; playing BARBIE HAYDEN
