Act 1
Pretentious $#!&
Hamlet, UPA 1, UPA 2, Cheerleader
Hamlet?
Hamlet, UPA 1, UPA 2, Queen Gertrude, Claudius, Ghost, Ophelia, Polonius, Laertes, Cheerleader
Lost in Translation
Modern Juliet, Traditional Juliet
Richard the Thrid
EmCee, Richard, Zombies, Zombie Lady Anne
"History"
Narrator, British Literary Historian
The Jerry Springer Show
Jerry, Desdemona, Iago, Othello
Shakespeare in a Can
Announcer, Tillie, Sheila, Dottie
Seriously Funny
Elsie, Director
Act 2
Timon & Pumbaa of Pride Rock
EmCee, Timon, Zombies, UPA 1, UPA 2, Hamlet, Witch, Puppet 1, Puppet 2, Banquo, MacBeth, Lady MacBeth, Duncan, Murderer, MacDuff, Fleance, Spirit
I'm Calling My Agent!
Miss Purdie, Burbage, Billie Shakespeare
Orange Julius Caesar Salad
EmCee, Antony, Zombies
The Dating Game
Jim Lange, Romeo, Paris, Bobbie, Juliet, UPA 1, UPA 2, Hamlet
Not So Bad
Hamlet, Puck, UPA 1, UPA 2