Act 1
Who Will Save New Jersey
Melvin and Company
We Need a Book
Sarah, Melvin, Sluggo and Bozo
I Will Save You Sarah
Sarah and Melvin
Jersey Girl
Mayor and Waste Management Executives
Get The Geek
Mayor, Melvin, Sluggo and Bozo
Get the Chick
Sarah, Sluggo and Bozo
Toxie Carries Sarah
Sal the Cop, CSI Guy
I Promise
Toxie and Sarah
My Big French Boyfriend
Sarah, Shinequa and Diane
Thank God She's Blind
Toxie and Little Old Lady
Disappointment
Toxie, Doc, Ma Ferd and Professor Ken
Scene Change
Sarah and Toxie
Hot Toxic Love
Sarah and Toxie
The Legend of The Toxic Avenger
Folk Singer and Toxie
Evil Is Hot
Mayor and Professor Ken
Salsa Scene Change
Lorenzo, Ma Ferd and Lamas
Bitch/ Slut/ Liar/ Whore
Mayor and Ma Ferd
Act 2
Underture
Toxic Avenger Voiceover
Choose Me Oprah
Sarah, Shinequa and Diane
Sarah Feels Toxie's Face
Sarah and Toxie
You Tore My Heart Out
Toxie
He Tore My Heart Out
Diane, Shinequa, Ma Ferd and Sarah
All Men Are Freaks
Diane, Shinequa, Ma Ferd and Sarahe
Babs Belgoody
Mayor, Fred and Sal the Cop
Till The Monster's Dead
Mayor, Fred and Sal the Cop
Hot Toxic Love (Reprise)
Sarah, Toxie, Mayor and Fred
Toxie Kicks It
Sarah, Toxie and Sal the Cop