Marguerite: "Shoo the chicken!"
Hannah during the "Hello Twelve" choreography: "Jack, don't swing your arms."
Ben, demonstrating: "Like a sexy tyrannosaurus rex."
Marguerite, whispering: "Maggie Winslow..."
Ben: "Louder!"
Marguerite: "MARG--"
G: "Jesse, can you bring up the track for 'I Can Do That'?"
Jesse: "Yeah, I can do that."
Morgan, during the choreography for "One": "Hats are my nemesis."
Reilly, shocked and appalled: "Cats?!"
Morgan: "We are going to be in a line..."
Jack, realizing: "Oh yeah, because it's called A Chorus Line..."
Dan, reading for another character again: "I'm thirty and I'm from the Bronx."
Ms. Mal: "...and I'm a schizophrenic."
*Entire cast starts dancing and singing "One" acapella*
Ms. McKenna: "Wait, do I need to play the music?"
Ms. Mal: "Nick, we can't even see you over here."
Nick: "That's okay."
*Reilly groaning and grabbing his knee after Paul falls*
Caroline: "Is it your knee?"
G: "No, it's his shoulder."
Vinny: "Paul, are you okay?"
Caroline: "Oh my God, Sofia... he thinks he's actually hurt!"
Sofia: "No, CG... that's his line."
Ms. Mal to Gabrielle: "Oh, you wear color?"
Caroline to Mackenzie: "Your brother kind of looks like Fruit Ninja in that headband."
Andrew, from the booth: "Wait. Is the line 'maybe' or 'baby'?"
Andrew to Gareth: "Oh my God, you were right."
Dan: "Why do we have to look so good right now, Ms. Mal?"
Delaney: "My hands are wet! I don't know what happened!"
*Ms. Mal sneaking about the stage, then Nick & Zach scream*
Mr. Troy: "I think someone needs a costume change."
Kyle to Caroline about "Nothing": "No one's singing has ever made me cry before."
Andrew's various tech TED Talks and demonstrations