Special thanks to:
William Shakespeare;
Our therapists Chauney, Amy, Anne, Susan, and Mark;
Regina Tricamo and Blaine Palmer;
Brian and Terrie Reed;
Northwest Children's Theater's Summer Nights! program, for indirectly causing this;
The high speed internet-free early adolescence that gave Conner enough free time to make this longer than most feature films;
Eden Dawn for the cheerleading and press coverage;
And Stephen Sondheim, for holding his birthday concert on the same night as this live stream to generate a little healthy competition. Eat your heart out, pal.