Brennan Sandora
as Principal Sanders
Greetings faculty, students, and assembled members of the Hilltop High community. I am Principal Archibald P. Sanders, PHD (John Hopkins University), your humble host and producer of this magical, proprietary experience we will be embarking on together - "Romeo and Juliet" (trademark pending). The theatrical arts have always been one of my chief passions and most salubrious delights, and it is a proud accomplishment of my administration that we are once more delivering a full-length dramatic production to the Bulldog Theater. I would like to proffer my thanks to our director, Ms. Peggy Donahue, and more importantly, our esteemed, venerable playwright Mrs. Winifred Burnside, whom I am assured will be in great humor and will not sic her husband on me like a voracious guard dog. Students (or should I say thespians!), cast, and crew, perform your hearts out and I love you all! ====SPEECH DRAFT 1, EDNA DO NOT PRINT FAR TOO LACKING IN SELF-AGGRANDIZING TOMFOOLERY====