“This show changed my life. I laughed, I cried, I questioned my own employment decisions.” — Evan Wogrin, Senior Editor, Uber Eats Monthly Digest
“If Frederick Douglass were alive, I think he’d be like, ‘Yeah… this makes sense.’”
— Marwan Mahmud, Founding Member, Group Chat Philosophers Union
“This show is so honest and funny it made me text my therapist and apologize for lying to her last week.” — Nataly Nunez, Staff Writer, South Jersey Emotional Intelligence
“Esmond has the storytelling ability of a thousand grandmothers and the timing of a man who’s been emotionally broken at least three times.” — Marissa Gabrione, Guest Blogger, Trader Joe’s Feelings Blog
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so casually spiral in front of a crowd and make it look cool.” — Anna Tack, Creative Director, Sad Girl Summer Productions
“There were moments where I laughed so hard I forgot I still owe Esmond money.”
— James Jones, Freelance Debtor, Venmo Anonymous
“Watching this show is like finding a diary on the train, reading it, and realizing it’s your own.” — Elena Granado, Columnist, Crying-in-the-Bathroom Theater Digest
“By the end of the show, I was clapping, crying, and Googling ‘how to become a nanny.’” — Bailey Kaiser, Lifestyle Editor, Flights of Delusion Weekly
“It’s part comedy, part memoir, part mild emotional hostage situation.”
— Sean Dunlap, Intern, Department of Unspoken Feelings
“I had a Bloody Mary at 6am just thinking about this show. Five stars.”
— Kyle King, Executive Producer, Inflight Entertainment & Regret Co.
“This show made me believe in two things: therapy... and hydration.”
— Julie Lim, Contributor, Water Bottle Review Quarterly
“There’s no reason this show should work... and yet it completely does.”
— Braden Clark, Host, Overthinking Everything: The Podcast
“He made me care about things I’ve never even experienced. Like poverty. And LA.”
— Ryan Saunders, Editor-at-Large, Suburban Struggles Journal
“I had an out-of-body experience. But like, in a funny way.”
— Zoe Giselle, Resident Mystic, The Astrological Drama Club
“This show is the best thing to ever come out of a midlife crisis at 22.”
— Charlotte Muth, Staff Writer, Not Actually Qualified Magazine
“He said he wasn’t gonna talk about himself much. He lied. But I’m glad he did.”
— Kaitlyn Harrington, Publicist, Ghosted & Gutted LLC
“I don’t remember agreeing to write this quote, but fine. It’s a good show.”
— Babs, Former Friend, Current Fan, Witness Protection Theatricals
