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THE ALL-STAR ORDER OF ESMOND FOUNTAIN

(Yes, this is real. No, we don’t know why it’s in the playbill either.)

Order Name: “The Desperate Deluxe”

How to Order: All-Star Special

- Meat? Bacon, of course

- Eggs? Scrambled (as chaotic as his career path)

- Double Hashbrowns (because single just isn’t enough)

- Regular Waffle — no drama, all fluff

Pair with: One late-night emotional breakdown and a deeply personal Google search.

Served best: After a show, before a questionable decision, or during a full identity crisis at 3:42am.

Waffle House is not affiliated with this production. But spiritually? We feel aligned.

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