The Addams Family - April 02 - April 05, 2020

Parkersburg High School


"This is my second year screaming onthis stage." -- Ellie Yeater

"Of course we're sold out!  I'm Judy Garland!"

"Apparently Zyla and Devin want Caleb and Ellie AND Emily and Garrett to be a thing?  What will Ellie do when Caleb graduates?"

"Excuse me, is there somewhere you're supposed to be?"   *******    "Broadway."

"See you in therapy!"  *****    "Let's get this over with"

"If it's not okay to curse in front of children, why can you say merde?"

"Wow, she almost fell off the stage"   ****   "Meredith!"

"We have a lot to get done today, so let's keep going." *goes back to beginning of show*

The halls are tall, the halls are wide, within the halls a treasure lies.     *** Up on its perch, as tall as lurch, a puzzle piece you'll find.   ***  Solve the clue, the cypher due will lead you to the plus.

Lest we forget his final words: Even you, Brutus?

Good luck, Dylan!  Have fun up there!  We love you!  -- Mom and Larry

Reese's Puffs Reese's Puffs, Eat 'em up Eat 'em up Eat  'em up.   ****     There are federal agends outside my house.    ****  I am Grunk; I can do anything.

Define chungus. What is chungus?    ******   Remember that one time at bandcamp?

Great job! We are so proud of you!  Break a leg!  -- Dad and Sarah

Ahh, the intoxicating smell of the Golden Corral.  ****   Good luck, Parker!

Emily Kammerer-You are a terrific cousin. We bet you will be a terrorific Morticia! Wish we
could come see you. Your Barcelona Family
Emily Kammerer- We miss you! It would help so much if you were not so great. Please start
practicing on sucking. Thanks. Aunt Laura
Emily Kammerer-Charles Addams was inspired by the word "mortician" to create the
name Morticia. A mortician is an undertaker, and I am very proud of all you have
undertaken. Enjoy playing on stage knowing you have the support of your family, which
is only slightly less odd than the Addamses. Love, Uncle Brian
Emily Kammerer- You are scary good. Have a great run as Morticia! Love, Uncle Sean,
Aunt Cristyn, Quin, and Ben
Emily Kammerer-A cool ghoul and a cool gal. Scary, spooky, splendid. "Let's Not Talk
About Anything Else." "Full Disclosure." We love you very much and cheer your
success. Grandma and Grandpa Cahill
Emily Kammerer- Morticia is a strong and determined woman. You should play her well
since those two qualities embody who you are. Always proud of how you live your life.
Mom and Dad
Emily Kammerer-I’m so proud of you. You are amazing in every way! I love you. Katelyn
Emily Kammerer- You are going to do great. I’m so proud of how far you have gotten
with your shows. I love you so much! Caroline
Emily Kammerer-Of course you’re Morticia. You’re elegant, witty, intelligent, a good
dancer, and ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING!! Wish we could be there. Love you. Uncle Kevin
Emily Kammerer- Good Luck! Jonathan
Emily Kammerer- We know you will be terrific and can’t wait to see you. Best of luck to
you in the production. Grandma and Grandpa Kammerer
Emily Kammerer-We are so proud of you for working so hard! Love you always.
Emily Kammerer-Miss you B! Keep being your awesome self and shining bright. Love
you queen. Annie
Shine bright out there Morticia. Wish we could be there. Love, Uncle Mike, Aunt Lauren,
Chris, Sydney, & Owen

Emily Kammerer-The NKY Cahill Family can't wait to see The Addams Family! Break a
leg! Love, Dan, Jill, Annalese, and Ainsley
Emily Kammerer- You are the wind beneath my wings. Break a leg! Love, Aunt Pia,
Uncle Tim, Patrick, Ted, Kiersten

According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way a bee should be able to fly.  Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.  the bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think.








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